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JULIAN SMITH

This is sooo funny you have to whatch it! if you want to see more fabulous videos by Julian Smith, go to you tube and type in JULIAN SMITH.

"MY JEANS"

This is a video of a girl who has these not-so fabulous jeans and frankly it's just idiotic to ignore!

random facts

Here are some random and fabulous facts about me.

• My motto is smile love be a star
• My favorite animal is a flamingo
• I've swam with a wild manatee in the Florida keys
• I have an extremely strange laugh
• I love to speak in accents
• I call myself fun-size because I'm short
• I have pea-wee power

I hope you enjoyed these.

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pointless jokes

My fabulous older sister, Mandi, has been telling anyone who will listen these ridiculously stupid jokes and I thought I'd let you know just how stupid they really are. enjoy!

What's blue and fluffy...blue fluff.

What's green and has wheels... grass I lied about the wheels part.

What's big, white, and will kill you if it falls from a tree... a fridge.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer... we are both lawyers.

Why was the boy sad... he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby... you don't eat a baby.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common... they both live underground, except for the eagle.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas... nothing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor...where's my tractor.

What's blue and smells like red paint... blue paint.

Why did the plane crash... because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple... world war 2.

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