My fabulous older sister, Mandi, has been telling anyone who will listen these ridiculously stupid jokes and I thought I'd let you know just how stupid they really are. enjoy!
What's blue and fluffy...blue fluff.
What's green and has wheels... grass I lied about the wheels part.
What's big, white, and will kill you if it falls from a tree... a fridge.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer... we are both lawyers.
Why was the boy sad... he had a frog stapled to his face.
What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby... you don't eat a baby.
What do an eagle and a mole have in common... they both live underground, except for the eagle.
What did the homeless man get for Christmas... nothing.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor...where's my tractor.
What's blue and smells like red paint... blue paint.
Why did the plane crash... because the pilot was a loaf of bread.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple... world war 2.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple... world war 2.
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